Post by Admin on Sept 2, 2014 20:11:06 GMT
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Like A Virgin
The very best person in the world to get the editor of sea fishing magazine on a kayak is with out doubt Simon The Dorado Everett
Barney Wright has bought a fishing kayak and was getting a itch , An itch to go kayak fishing !
Stonefish had an itch too an Anglsey shaped itch !
Simon had an itch ,it was an itchy lizard and was not gonna be able to come as he had an appointment in Cornwall
What better excuse for a free trip to Anglsey , And help Barney with no hep wat so eva ! And have an epic few days on the island
The Journey
Sir Colin of Cougar was going to be me cheffeur for the weekend, with Col,s Saab Chocked to the rafters we set on course for Anglsey , I had packed Budwieser for the journey.
We were gonna have to take a detour ,Sir Colin ,s kayak a Trident 15 was packed . But Budwieser was what i had packed so we needed a yak for me.
I had gone for the Dorado option.
The Journey Some More
Because I had gone for the Dorado, This journey was gonna be a long one !
We had to go a few miles out the way , I thought it best not to tell Sir Col it was 80 miles out the way.
The Journey Some More
The journey was an epic long one with stop every half hour to pass used Bud.
The Dorado was collected and GPS sent for Anglsey
Wales
4 hours into the journey we hit Wales , Wales is a country near England that dont ask for a passport !
The bit of Wales we entered was just south of Liverpool.
The Journey Even More
I needed to pea real bad ! The journey was a long one with more pea stops than would normally be needed
We hit Anglsey around midnight, Midnight in Anglsey is like midnight anywhere else , Midnight
Morning Has Broken , A New Dawn
We loaded the Saab some more with a Pelican , Barney and his gear.
Sir Coin had said an estate car would be his next choice of Stonefish limo, A debate over estate models would ensue.
Loaded and ready to go we set course for a place i could not say!
Cremes , Creamies , WTF Just Left Of Wilver Power Station
We went to a nice place for Barney 1st launch of a kayak in 40 years
My tuition was now needed by a Barney with butterflies
Teacher "Schools Out For Summer"
Barney: "So what do i do"
Stonefish: "just sit in it an swing ya legs in"
Barney "Like this"
Stonefish "Yeah" "Ya got ya paddle"
The Push Of Inhumanity
There is no point teaching ya grandma to suck eggs ,like there was no point showing Barney how to launch!
As I said before the best teacher would be Simon , But as he was shaking his Lizard in Cornwall, I would get him water bound and Simon can refine the confident mess I would create!
On The Water
With Sir Colin of Cougar on his steed of Trident 15 and Barney Of Buy Sea Fishing Mag on his chariot of Pelican.
I would mount the steed of Dorado justiseneesss , And set course for a windy bay not quite near enough to the power station but a nice place anyway.
Time To Change Sides
The left side did not produce fish and was a little windy , Barney would not be able to fish only paddle here, So time for a move
Cemes , Chemist , WTF Just Right Of The Power Station
We went to launch site 2. This place was much better a sheltered bay ,The nasty wind could not reach us here.
The 3 kayaks launched and Barney went fishing ,He was getting the hang of it now.
40 years out the saddle , Like riding a bike only wet an nothing like a bike.
The bay had a rock in the center that would uncover a great island at low water, Looked fishy to me so I went plugging!
The plugs did nothing so I swapped for Sabiki rigs and found some small pollock further out in deeper water.
Barney is A Virgin
It was time for Barney to get some fish now, He armed him self with small leadheads and Issomee fake bait.
Barney Popped His Cherry
Good things come to those who bait, A fish for Sir Barney of Buy Sea Fishing Mag.
Sir Colin Of Cougar Went Hunting
On the return to the beach it was evident that this beach was the hunting ground of cougars.
Sir Colin was now on land and his hunting session began , Try as he may the cougars would not be slain by his trusty spear !
The beach was now exposed as the tide had gone out, the Saab chariot was now a long way away, With cougars hunting on the beach we would have
The Night Drew In , The Wine Flowed And A Chinese Was Ordered
The evening was a nice one with angling tales and feasting , followed by Robocop.
We agreed a new mark would be fished in the morning, I had chosen a place I knew very well as I had stayed there before, This place would be very special.
Dreams of conger and bull huss filled my sleep , Also a few night mares of cougars!
Col,s tent skills were epic!
Point Lynes
This place is magic, It has a light house built by monks in an old monk church, I had stayed in this light house before , Built by monks stayed in by punks
The place is like a mini Flamborough Head with conger and huss on one side and a easy safe launch on the other, it has a very fast tide race on the head land , Caution is a must on this mark !
Barney had work to do so we rubbed it in a little we were off fishing and watched him work a little , We also helped steal his work off him after he had photoed it , Free bait!
No Big fish For Us Then
Our time on the island was a fun packed one with many laughs and smiles.
The week we went the fishing was pants ,So the locals say ,And is a great get out for us being rubbish !
We went and said our goodbyes to Sir Barney of Buy Sea Fishing Mag and set course east
The Rack Of Doom
Col had got a free roofrack with cornflakes , He said he bought it.
The nuts wobbled and the thing bends and became a thing of great entertainment , With many stops and reworking we finally got home
THE END
Like A Virgin
The very best person in the world to get the editor of sea fishing magazine on a kayak is with out doubt Simon The Dorado Everett
Barney Wright has bought a fishing kayak and was getting a itch , An itch to go kayak fishing !
Stonefish had an itch too an Anglsey shaped itch !
Simon had an itch ,it was an itchy lizard and was not gonna be able to come as he had an appointment in Cornwall
What better excuse for a free trip to Anglsey , And help Barney with no hep wat so eva ! And have an epic few days on the island
The Journey
Sir Colin of Cougar was going to be me cheffeur for the weekend, with Col,s Saab Chocked to the rafters we set on course for Anglsey , I had packed Budwieser for the journey.
We were gonna have to take a detour ,Sir Colin ,s kayak a Trident 15 was packed . But Budwieser was what i had packed so we needed a yak for me.
I had gone for the Dorado option.
The Journey Some More
Because I had gone for the Dorado, This journey was gonna be a long one !
We had to go a few miles out the way , I thought it best not to tell Sir Col it was 80 miles out the way.
The Journey Some More
The journey was an epic long one with stop every half hour to pass used Bud.
The Dorado was collected and GPS sent for Anglsey
Wales
4 hours into the journey we hit Wales , Wales is a country near England that dont ask for a passport !
The bit of Wales we entered was just south of Liverpool.
The Journey Even More
I needed to pea real bad ! The journey was a long one with more pea stops than would normally be needed
We hit Anglsey around midnight, Midnight in Anglsey is like midnight anywhere else , Midnight
Morning Has Broken , A New Dawn
We loaded the Saab some more with a Pelican , Barney and his gear.
Sir Coin had said an estate car would be his next choice of Stonefish limo, A debate over estate models would ensue.
Loaded and ready to go we set course for a place i could not say!
Cremes , Creamies , WTF Just Left Of Wilver Power Station
We went to a nice place for Barney 1st launch of a kayak in 40 years
My tuition was now needed by a Barney with butterflies
Teacher "Schools Out For Summer"
Barney: "So what do i do"
Stonefish: "just sit in it an swing ya legs in"
Barney "Like this"
Stonefish "Yeah" "Ya got ya paddle"
The Push Of Inhumanity
There is no point teaching ya grandma to suck eggs ,like there was no point showing Barney how to launch!
As I said before the best teacher would be Simon , But as he was shaking his Lizard in Cornwall, I would get him water bound and Simon can refine the confident mess I would create!
On The Water
With Sir Colin of Cougar on his steed of Trident 15 and Barney Of Buy Sea Fishing Mag on his chariot of Pelican.
I would mount the steed of Dorado justiseneesss , And set course for a windy bay not quite near enough to the power station but a nice place anyway.
Time To Change Sides
The left side did not produce fish and was a little windy , Barney would not be able to fish only paddle here, So time for a move
Cemes , Chemist , WTF Just Right Of The Power Station
We went to launch site 2. This place was much better a sheltered bay ,The nasty wind could not reach us here.
The 3 kayaks launched and Barney went fishing ,He was getting the hang of it now.
40 years out the saddle , Like riding a bike only wet an nothing like a bike.
The bay had a rock in the center that would uncover a great island at low water, Looked fishy to me so I went plugging!
The plugs did nothing so I swapped for Sabiki rigs and found some small pollock further out in deeper water.
Barney is A Virgin
It was time for Barney to get some fish now, He armed him self with small leadheads and Issomee fake bait.
Barney Popped His Cherry
Good things come to those who bait, A fish for Sir Barney of Buy Sea Fishing Mag.
Sir Colin Of Cougar Went Hunting
On the return to the beach it was evident that this beach was the hunting ground of cougars.
Sir Colin was now on land and his hunting session began , Try as he may the cougars would not be slain by his trusty spear !
The beach was now exposed as the tide had gone out, the Saab chariot was now a long way away, With cougars hunting on the beach we would have
The Night Drew In , The Wine Flowed And A Chinese Was Ordered
The evening was a nice one with angling tales and feasting , followed by Robocop.
We agreed a new mark would be fished in the morning, I had chosen a place I knew very well as I had stayed there before, This place would be very special.
Dreams of conger and bull huss filled my sleep , Also a few night mares of cougars!
Col,s tent skills were epic!
Point Lynes
This place is magic, It has a light house built by monks in an old monk church, I had stayed in this light house before , Built by monks stayed in by punks
The place is like a mini Flamborough Head with conger and huss on one side and a easy safe launch on the other, it has a very fast tide race on the head land , Caution is a must on this mark !
Barney had work to do so we rubbed it in a little we were off fishing and watched him work a little , We also helped steal his work off him after he had photoed it , Free bait!
No Big fish For Us Then
Our time on the island was a fun packed one with many laughs and smiles.
The week we went the fishing was pants ,So the locals say ,And is a great get out for us being rubbish !
We went and said our goodbyes to Sir Barney of Buy Sea Fishing Mag and set course east
The Rack Of Doom
Col had got a free roofrack with cornflakes , He said he bought it.
The nuts wobbled and the thing bends and became a thing of great entertainment , With many stops and reworking we finally got home
THE END
